I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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