he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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