He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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