: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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