i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
