Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
