Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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