Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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