Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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