See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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