It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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