Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He has the fingertips of a God
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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