you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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