so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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