I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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