i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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