doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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