Sponge bath it is.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Randomize
