Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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