This girl is more easily done than said...
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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