:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I AM VODKA MAN
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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