Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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