Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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