I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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