You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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