Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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