wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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