Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry JYoung90 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(765): View more from Indiana

She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?

Fav 11 4030 1277
share tweet
(612): View more from Minnesota

Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.

Fav 5 4677 1375
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(574): View more from Indiana

If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.

Fav 3 2283 1205
share tweet
(909): View more from California

No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.

Fav 6 2332 902
share tweet
(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.

Fav 11 2156 834
share tweet
(978): View more from Massachusetts

I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!

Fav 9 1700 722
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(216): View more from Ohio

if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.

Fav 4 1078 639
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(304): View more from West Virginia

Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.

Fav 2 414 637
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(561): View more from Florida

This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.

Fav 0 67 25
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT