i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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