Yo dont text me then not text me
is wine microwaveable?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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