I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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