covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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