i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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