I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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