is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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