u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i now understand why vodka
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
