Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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