i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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