so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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