You made me cry and you don't even care
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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