Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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