How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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