Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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