No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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