How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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