no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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