People in love make me want to vomit
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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