but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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