She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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