But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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