Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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