I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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