I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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