I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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