I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
false alarm, still single
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