Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We're too hungover to prance.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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