His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I think my vagina is haunted
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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