Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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