the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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